coloring sue
I unlocked the bedroom door and entered the hall. I’d been drunk the previous night but not blackout drunk. I’d had to lock the door after the stripper had tried to mount my face. I had maneuvered her into the hall and locked her out. I didn’t want to wake up to an encore of that particular unpleasantness. She wasn’t ugly or anything and in fact a lot of fun. She’d strip anytime anywhere. Get the fuck off me, is all I thought though while she ground away on my face making it difficult to breathe.
The night before had been me, Jain, Sue, and the stripper. Also Vic came by for a short while and pissed me off by telling me I couldn’t play Dead Kennedy’s on his stereo. He was a Christian, and Jain’s boyfriend. When he departed I busted up his expensive set-up. Upon reflection I felt kind of bad, assholish. No one will know that though, I considered while taking a piss so long I got bored. I was still fully clothed so instead of a shower I just splashed some water over my face and through my hair.
I entered the living room on my way to the kitchen for fluids. Sue was sitting on the couch, in a bathrobe, hair wet, staring at the floor. I had blacked out, and at the sight of her I remembered everything we had done to her, and in that moment all I wanted was to be sucked back into the comfort of sleep.
The four of us had been drinking beer, dancing around, talking over each other, regular drunk shit. Jain and I had been drinking all day. We’d sat out on her deck, in lounge chairs. Jane had wrapped herself head to toe in a sheet, she didn’t want any sun on her.
After I took a nap we went into town and picked up Sue. Sue was my roommate. The stripper showed up of her own volition. Her name was Kim but I always referred to her as the stripper.
Jain and the stripper didn’t know I wasn’t really vagina friendly—they just thought they weren’t my type—so at some point they tried to double-team me into some kind sex party shit. To avoid that awkward situation I turned the focus from me to Sue, who was passed out on the couch. This was easy. They’d pretty much do whatever I wanted, just like Charlie’s girls, the Mansonettes.
When Sue was out she was out so it took little effort to strip her down to total nakedness. Next up we tied her wrists and ankles to various doorknobs with panty hose. Sue had a really great body and while Jain was admiring it, the stripper and I sought out supplies for decoration. The stripper hit the kitchen while I went into the kid’s room where I found paints and majik markers. I also grabbed some vile cologne from the bathroom, and some make-up.
We didn’t have much discussion about what went where, or how far to go. We were just trying to crack each other up.
The end result had Sue with target tits—red nipple areas with black and yellow stripes circling out from them—a big green arrow snaked down her belly, ending at her pubic hair—which I had decided not to shave, but did color with a spurt of purple spray paint. Her face ended up clown white, with sky blue eyelids and brows, a garishly over drawn red mouth completed the look We then sprayed her down with the cologne and some Lysol. When I stuck a stick of margarine into her vagina we cracked up so hard we couldn’t continue.
From what I glimpsed of her that morning she’d showered off most of it but for a faded majik-markered FUCK ME on her forehead. I felt horrible; probably more so than I ever had in my life, but she would never know that. I told her good morning and asked if she wanted a beer.